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Let Me See If I Got This Right…?

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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT…
If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into Political Prison to rot.
If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get:
. A Job,
. A Drivers License,
. A Social Security Card,
. Welfare,
. Food Stamps,
. Credit Cards,
. Subsidized Rent or a loan to buy a House,
. Free Education,
. Free Health Care,
. A Lobbyist in Washington,
. Billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language,
. The Right to carry your country’s flag while you protest that you don’t get enough respect,
. And, in many instances, you can vote.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.
We now return you to your program, already in progress…

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  1. LilyTige Says

    That’s nothing, cross the border illegally into the UK you get a house, furniture,tv, free health care, free education, benefits,car, freedom and can also commit crime and still be allowed to stay. Bargain or what!

  2. I am Colonel Dekker from the A t Says

    sounds about right we have exactly the same problem in the uk. and the feelings.
    seems somethings sinister happening with immigration – worried we should be riots yes maybe war possibly ti will end badly.

  3. Christopher N Says

    Hell yea you could not have said that better Here I am an amercan cant find work to save my family but they come here and get handed everything wow your so right on this

  4. Anonymous Says

    Millions can’t be wrong.
    There are no people traffickers trying to smuggle people into any of the countries you listed.

  5. CC Says

    disgusting isn’t it….

  6. Anonymous Says

    You seem very cross!

  7. Hoekom Jy My Fanny Says

    Only if you pack fudge

  8. sissy Says

    i think so but not too sure i heard of different versions

  9. Lenny Says

    IIRC all of that is correct :)

  10. IThinkUr Says

    yup pretty much lol

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